Leo Horoscope Highlights 2019

I’m hitting the ground running here after my hiatus. If any Aries. Taurus, Gemini or Cancer missed reading their fortune I’m sorry, but there’s nothing to be said. Your star sign simply cannot be detected on the tapestry of life and as the great interpreter of the Astral Highway I’m assuming you’re all dead. On the inside, anyway.

And you, Leo, narrowly escaped the event horizon of internalized void. You stretched out, grabbed onto life with both hands and really squeezed the lemons out of it.

Saturn enters your quadrant this month and will definitely rock the proverbial boat quite hard. To ease the tensions, rose quartz pebbles must be laid down in your kitchen sink to connect with the flowing water of your tap until the very end of August. If you see any spiders during this time, be sure to greet them warmly and leave them be.

Work will be harder than normal this month and your coworkers might be more glum than you’re used to, so be sure to bring a bundle of sage to your office. Get the sage smoking in the break room to soothe and rinse their auras.


Author: Vaguely Relatable

Vaguely Relatable is a blog dedicated to just that - the vaguely relatable. Horoscope Edition.

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